They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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