He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I can't put those talents on a resume
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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