You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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