I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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