So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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