please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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