So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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