I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
My feet surprised me
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