Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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