I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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