ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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