yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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