HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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