He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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