turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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