i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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