She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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