ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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