Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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