is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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