one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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