no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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