u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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