google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
its not stalking. its research.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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