too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Randomize
