I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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