fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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