He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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