found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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