We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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