I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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