No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
