Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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