$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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