I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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