No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
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