Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Randomize
