butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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