I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
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