Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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