I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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