Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Did you just see the Batmobile???
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
