Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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