Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Randomize
