I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
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