I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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