oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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