i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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