we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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