Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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